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[hatesthefood]

Okay, the snow is great and all, but the next person that tries to put snow down the back of my shirt or pants will end up taking a swim at the beach.


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I like snow just as much as anyone, but doing patrols in it sucks. I can't use my standard gear without sticking out and what's the point if I stick out so much?

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

It's not discrimination! I'll toss anyone in the water for it. Seal, half-seal, pure human. If snow comes near me aided by someone else's hands, they're going for a swim.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

...what if they can't swim?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, I'm planning on dumping them in the shallow water.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

In other words... thinking of every little detail with such cold blood... are you sure you're not really just another evil overlord?!

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

It's my job to think of the details and nope, I'm not. I'm one of the good guys.