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[hatesthefood]

.... cheetoes. They could be the best food ever invented. Eating healthy is a good thing and I do it a lot, but.... cheetoes. They're so crunchy... and cheesy, even if it's fake cheese. I mean, come on, it's powder. It's like what they put in mac and cheese boxes.... you know, mac and cheese is pretty good too.

[paaaause]

Nonono, cheetoes.

... damn it. I ate 'em all.

Comments

[alexis-castle.livejournal.com]

Cheetoes make your fingers all orange!! Then you have to lick your fingers.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Orange is a good color, and it makes your fingers all cheesy. Besides, you can wipe your fingers on the carpet if you don't wanna lick 'em. Sofa works, too.

[alexis-castle.livejournal.com]

But that's messy! Who wants to sit on a cheeto covered couch or walk on a cheeto infested floor?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

.... good point. They can be cleaned, though.

[alexis-castle.livejournal.com]

If I had cheetoes, I'd just lick my fingers. I mean the powdery stuff is the best part!

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Cheetos! [Beckett thinks you are a genius, Ken.] We should have them at the office. Have them all the time.

In a Cheeto machine!

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

But the machines want money!

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

No! No, they can't have money. We should have someone pay for them for us. Castle's got money. He's stupid rich. We can ask him!

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! I bet he could get us a lot of cheetoes.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Then we'll turn orange. Like carrots. Oh! Speaking of carrots, we're going to make a prison again. I think. There's got to be a place for the bad people, right? [Because that transition was smooth.]

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

Have you tried Finkies, no, wait... Twinkies. Yeah, Twinkies yet?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Oh, I loooove twinkies. Love love the twinkies.

.... don't think I have any right now, though.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

I went and got some... they're wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful, wond-

What are Cheetoes?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Cheetoes! They're these.... crispy cheesy poofy things. That turn your fingers orange.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to turn orange. I'd rather turn into a cat. A purring cat with paws. I like paws, they're wonderful.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

You need to try Abbazabbas...they'll be like your only friend.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

... what's that?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

They're like peanuts...and taffy. And really good to just chew on.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Taffy... Oh, that sounds good!

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

It's totally good. Now I need to find stuff to make ultimate pillows...or a girl that'll let me sleep on her boobs.

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

All out of cheetos.

Go get more.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

But the floor's comfy.

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

Couch is better.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

.... too lazy to move.

... what are you doooing?

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

Looking at my hand.