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[hatesthefood]

.... cheetoes. They could be the best food ever invented. Eating healthy is a good thing and I do it a lot, but.... cheetoes. They're so crunchy... and cheesy, even if it's fake cheese. I mean, come on, it's powder. It's like what they put in mac and cheese boxes.... you know, mac and cheese is pretty good too.

[paaaause]

Nonono, cheetoes.

... damn it. I ate 'em all.

Comments

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Cheetoes! They're these.... crispy cheesy poofy things. That turn your fingers orange.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to turn orange. I'd rather turn into a cat. A purring cat with paws. I like paws, they're wonderful.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

You need to try Abbazabbas...they'll be like your only friend.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, paws are great. I remember having paws... I think I was a tiger?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

... what's that?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

They're like peanuts...and taffy. And really good to just chew on.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Taffy... Oh, that sounds good!

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

It's totally good. Now I need to find stuff to make ultimate pillows...or a girl that'll let me sleep on her boobs.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

...... marshmallows. They're kinda like boobs.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking! But then I'll get hungry and eat the pillows cause they smell like sweet things.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

You were a cat? Ohhhh~ that sounds wonderful.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Self control.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I think I remember that. It was great!

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

Did you purr, I think purring would be wonderful.

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

All out of cheetos.

Go get more.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

But the floor's comfy.

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

Couch is better.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

.... too lazy to move.

... what are you doooing?

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

Looking at my hand.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

What's it doing?

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

...Nothing.

Isn't it supposed to move or grow or something?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

... well, yeah. If you move it.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I bet I did, especially if Mamoru rubbed my tummy.

[whatsapersia.livejournal.com]

...No, shouldn't it move on its own or something?

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

.... dude, you're doing it wrong. You have to be.