voice

[hatesthefood]

I never thought I'd die from too much paperwork.

... someone come save me?

Hey Cameron, would it be a bad time for me to ask if we can hire a secretary? If it is, I'm taking a flamethrower to the pile of paper on my desk.

Promise to clean it up, too.

Comments

Voice

[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

[Siiiiiiiiiiiigh.]

No flamethrowers in the office area.

Voice

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

This paperwork has a very short life ahead of it.

Voice

[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

Do I need to come do it?

Voice

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

As much as I hate it, I can do it myself. I just felt like bitching.

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

...

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

What? I'm allowed to bitch.

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

No, no... that's not what I'm... of course you are.

Text

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

There's always the option of taking a break.

Text

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I would, but if I did, I'm not sure I'd go back to work and it needs to get done.

Text

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Grab an intern or somebody of a lower station in the department to help you.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

No flamethrowers. Or you'll never get a secretary.

[Paaause and then more serious.] Find one and I'll consider hiring her. And I'll keep my eyes open, too.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Would matches be okay? I can finish it off with matches.

I'll poke around and see what I can come up with.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

No fire at all.

Let me know. I'm aware that we're sadly understaffed.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

That sounds like kind of a boring death!

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Boring as hell. I always thought I'd go out in a blaze of glory. Or on a soccer field.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

A blaze of paperwork, then?

[Voice]

[explains]

Try managing it in smaller chunks? Though I guess I don't know how big your workload is.

[Voice]

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

It's pretty big, I'm afraid.

[Voice]

[explains]

Haha, sounds pretty daunting. Good luck!

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Maybe you need a few days off. You know, like a hiatus from paperwork.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Maybe so, but I doubt that'll be happening anytime soon.

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

The police station sure does overwork people. You should go on strike. I can make signs.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

I could come save you, but I don't think Cameron would appreciate it if you have that much work to do.

[ooc; Many, many apologies - I'm going to be really slow on this until I'm fully off hiatus.]

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Cameron be damned. I need saving.

[ooc: ♥ no worries! Ken'll still be here!]

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

Do you want saving that includes me bringing you something, or saving that includes me dragging you off somewhere that's not the office?