voice

[hatesthefood]

I never thought I'd die from too much paperwork.

... someone come save me?

Hey Cameron, would it be a bad time for me to ask if we can hire a secretary? If it is, I'm taking a flamethrower to the pile of paper on my desk.

Promise to clean it up, too.

Comments

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

About what?

[feellikejumping.livejournal.com]

Everything. It isn't just an overload in cases, that I'm used to...

But all the other stuff. One right after another. Chaotic, random, violent... it's nonstop, isn't it?

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

There's always the option of taking a break.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

No flamethrowers. Or you'll never get a secretary.

[Paaause and then more serious.] Find one and I'll consider hiring her. And I'll keep my eyes open, too.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

That sounds like kind of a boring death!

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It is. There's never really a break.

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I would, but if I did, I'm not sure I'd go back to work and it needs to get done.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Would matches be okay? I can finish it off with matches.

I'll poke around and see what I can come up with.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Boring as hell. I always thought I'd go out in a blaze of glory. Or on a soccer field.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Grab an intern or somebody of a lower station in the department to help you.

[Voice]

[explains]

Try managing it in smaller chunks? Though I guess I don't know how big your workload is.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

No fire at all.

Let me know. I'm aware that we're sadly understaffed.

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Maybe you need a few days off. You know, like a hiatus from paperwork.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

A blaze of paperwork, then?

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Or I could just try to con you into helping.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Got it.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I'm trying for the blaze of paperwork, but the boss says no. It's a shame, really.

[Voice]

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

It's pretty big, I'm afraid.

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Maybe so, but I doubt that'll be happening anytime soon.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

You lack the necessary womanly traits to con me into anything.

[Voice]

[explains]

Haha, sounds pretty daunting. Good luck!

Locked Voice

[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

Don't sell yourself short, Ken. You're far better than you realize.

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

The police station sure does overwork people. You should go on strike. I can make signs.

Locked Voice

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

And you're too damn nice for you own good.

Text

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I could always pay you.