voice

.... cheetoes. They could be the best food ever invented. Eating healthy is a good thing and I do it a lot, but.... cheetoes. They're so crunchy... and cheesy, even if it's fake cheese. I mean, come on, it's powder. It's like what they put in mac and cheese boxes.... you know, mac and cheese is pretty good too.

[paaaause]

Nonono, cheetoes.

... damn it. I ate 'em all.